Strategy is the skeleton. Satire is the skin.
Browser-based PvP strategy. Run districts, recruit operators, build your coalition, and flip the map. Here, skill beats the checkbook.
The browser MMORTS of political satire — free, no downloads, with pork.
Political Wars is a free, online multiplayer strategy game you play in the browser and on its mobile app. To play, you create a free account with your email or by signing in with Google or Apple; we use that data only to create and identify your account and save your progress.
Three resources. Zero excuses.
Everything you move on the board comes from three economies. Learn to balance them or your machine collapses on its own.
CashMoney for everything. It makes itself… and burns even faster.
PorkBoots on the ground. No pork, no rally.
SpinThe media resource. As volatile as a Sunday poll.
Build the machine, brick by brick
Twelve buildings level up and change their look. From campaign shack to palace: here you see them in their final form. Tap any one and read its full entry in the wiki.
Campaign HQ
The district's nerve center: speeds up all construction.
The War Chest
The Exchange: ship resource convoys and trade on the deals board.
The Grift
Produces Cash.
The Grassroots
Produces Pork (grassroots fuel).
The Spin Factory
Produces Spin.
The Base
Raises your population cap.
The Field Office
Recruits your foot soldiers (political operatives).
The Motor Pool
Builds vehicles (Bulldozer, Rally Bus).
The Warehouse
Raises your resource storage cap.
The Bunker
The district's base defense.
The Think Tank
Research (unlock) units so you can recruit them.
The Machine
Forges the Ward Boss (the district-flipping unit).
Thirteen units. Rock, paper, scissors — with pork.
Every unit counters another. The trick isn't having more: it's having the right one. Tap any one and read its full entry in the wiki.
Activist
Cheap offense, rally cannon fodder.
Goon
Heavy offense, smashes through the bunker.
Troll
Loots the rival's Spin.
No-Show
Loots the rival's Cash.
Pollster
Spy: polls the rival and brings back intel. Doesn't fight.
Auditor
All-around defense, neutralizes Ward Bosses.
Riot Cop
Heavy defense vs. Goons.
Bagman
Defense vs. No-Shows / anti-loot.
Bulldozer
Demolishes rival buildings.
Rally Bus
Hauls resources and troops.
Water Cannon
Elite defense with solid attack. Slow and pricey.
Ward Boss
The ONLY district-flipping unit. Drops Loyalty. Rising cost.
Press Flack
One per Nation: a rack for equippable accessories. Shuts down Trolls.
How you win a political war
- 01
Build
Raise your district: bank, mill, committee, bunker.
- 02
Recruit
Build the machine: foot soldiers, hooligans, and ward bosses.
- 03
Run ops
Send the crew to the district next door.
- 04
Flip
Drop loyalty to zero and take it.
